The first night of my new shiny experiment I almost completely forgot I started it! Given the fact that I've created this ridiculous blog and plunged myself headlong into the months ahead I have to wonder.How is that possible?
I could easily blame it on an exam that was due in my Logic class the next morning. Except I didn't really study that hard. I mostly studied, danced around my apartment and drank white wine till midnight. Way to go Michelle.
In all fairness it is really hard to balance work and school. I feel like I'm drowning most of the time. Never mind my interpersonal relationships. Good thing I'm not dating.
To make myself feel better I looked up the word fail on Google. Everyone fails. But some people get it on film.
It did the trick.
This one is favorite because those people have no idea. You can almost picture the horror in their eyes when they turn around. "mommy?"
Classic dog missing the hoop. What better way to sum up failure.
and last but not least...
"My mom can do the splits on a stripper pole!"
How proud are those kids going to be when they grow up? That's right, very.
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